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Pam's Cold

by Pam Shirk, North Carolina, USA

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I hab a colb. I haben't had a colb in a log tibe. PC has neber seed me wif a colb. I'b neber eben had a bad allergee in front of hib, as the mebicatons I'b on work well. So I hab a colb.

Last night (I'd try to keep this in colb mode, but it takes too long) I was propped up in bed sniffling and searching for tissues when PC came bounding into the bedroom and bounced up onto the bed. I'd spread mentholatum under my nose in an attempt to get it unclogged enough to breathe through. Mentholatum stinks...alot. PC wrinkled his nose at the strange smell coming from his Meowmie and favorite sleeping area. He advanced cautiously and sniffed at my face. Then the little snot tried to bury my face.

Right then I sneezed and he shot off of the bed and ran down the hall. He came back a couple of minutes later followed by Merlin and Berfert. Apparently he brought the big guys to help him get the demon away from his bed. Merlin and Berfert have seen me with colds before. Merlin looked at PC like he was a nut slapped him across the face and stalked down the hall. Berfert gave PC a dirty look and then jumped on the bed and went to sleep beside my feet. PC left the room and didn't come back until this morning when I didn't stink as badly.

He didn't sleep in his normal place on my shoulder, however.

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