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Getting Meomie To Work

by Pam Shirk, North Carolina, USA

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Thursday, I worked a half day substituting for one of the science teachers at my usual school. I rarely work only a half day, so I decided to relax and take my time getting ready. I had to be at the school at 11:30, so I decided to start my shower at 10 and pamper myself a little, instead of being rushed.

For the first time in ages, I actually looked in the mirror and was shocked to discover.....Goat Hairs. That's what we call those hairs that some women start growing on their face and chin in their middle to late years. One of the offending hairs was around an inch and a half long. With a cry of dismay, I grabbed a pair of tweezers and tried to catch and pluck the offending addition.

I almost had it, when Merlin jumped on the counter and stuffed his nose in my armpit. I removed the tweezers from my nose and made another try at grabbing the unwelcome growth. Merlin licked my armpit. I dropped my arms and stared in amazement as he tried to spit a hair out. "Phah, phah phat," he sputtered while staring at me with an accusatory look. I put the tweezers away as I wasn't going to be able to pluck out the evidence while laughing at Merlin. I grabbed the razor that I use on my legs instead.

You know how men say that women's armpit and leg hair dull razors more than beards do? Well it's true. I managed to shave my chin, then the rest of the parts of my body which needed to be exfoliated, while Merlin looked on in disgust. He ran out of the bathroom when I turned on the shower, probably terrified that I was going to infect him with my insanity.

I'd laid out my clothing before going into the bathroom, which Merlin seemed to find a good thing. I found him lying on them when I got out of the shower. I dressed slowly, as I had to talk him into letting me have each item of clothing. This took a bit of time, as one of his favorite items was my knee high panty hose. The bra also came into interest as he tangled himself into it in his attempt to have a bit of fun. It turns out that his butt fits neatly into a large bra cup. The tail hangs out over the side however.

I told Merlin repeatedly that I had to go to work so that I could keep him in kitty kibble, but he didn't seem to care. All in all, it took me almost an hour to shower and dress for work, thanks to the help Merlin gave me. It's a good thing the other three didn't seem to want Meowmie to stay and play with them.

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