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Shmogg's Sea Shanty

by Vicky Chapman, NSW, Australia

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What do we do with a meowmie sleeping?
What do we do with a meowmie sleeping?
What do we do with a meowmie sleeping?
Early in the morning?

Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Early in the morning

Bounce on the bed until she turns over
Purr in her ear until she starts mumbling
Bite her on the nose until she wakes up
Stare at her while she goes to the potty
Scream at the fridge door untll it opens

Trip her up on the way to the food bowl
Inhale the food until there's none left
Beat the dog up so that meommie wets us
Then use the litter so she starts gagging
And pull bastard cat tricks til she's crying

EARLY IN THE MORNING!!!!!

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