With the arrival of snow yesterday, came greeblings. Hundreds of them in all shapes, sizes and colours. They're in our garden. They're in our house. They're everywhere. HELP. Dee Dee and I are doing our very best to destroy them all but we're greatly outnumbered . WE NEED REINFORCEMENTS URGENTLY.
Where is Jason, the self-styled leader of our gang ? He should be helping us repel this invasion. Where is he ? He's nowhere to be seen.
Ah ha ! Come here you little varmint. I see you on the back of the sofa. Ah ha!. Got you. There's another greebling down.
Ah ha ! There you are Jason. What are you doing hiding behind the sofa. You big coward. Come and help us NOW.
What still no Jason ? Need more reinforcements. Where is Meowmie ? Oh good, here she is. Look Meowmie. Look up there on the ceiling . There's hundreds of greeblings
Can't you get them ?